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− | '''I'm a doctor, not a...''' is a famous {{w|catch phrase}} and {{w|snowclone}} used in ''[[Star Trek]]''. Originally used by Dr. [[Leonard McCoy]] in ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'', the phrase lived on in various other incarnations of ''Star Trek'' and was used by both [[Julian Bashir]] and [[The Doctor]], among others. Dr. McCoy's original delivery of the phrase varied with emotional intensity, from extreme frustration to light-hearted sarcasm. Subsequent uses in later series also mirrored this performance. This iconic phrase has also appeared in other media as both a [[Star Trek parodies#I'm a doctor, not a...|parody and homage]] to the show. |
+ | '''I'm a doctor, not a...''' is a famous {{w|catch phrase}} and {{w|snowclone}} used in ''[[Star Trek]]''. Originally used by Dr. [[Leonard McCoy]] in ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'', the phrase lived on in various other incarnations of ''Star Trek'' and was used by both [[Julian Bashir]] and [[The Doctor]], among others. Dr. McCoy's original delivery of the phrase varied with emotional intensity, from extreme frustration to light-hearted sarcasm. Subsequent uses in later series also mirrored this performance. This iconic phrase has also appeared in other media as both a [[Star Trek parodies#I'm a doctor, not a...|parody and homage]] to the show. Very often, it was just the way of Dr. McCoy and subsequent characters to prevent criticism in case of failure, but also often, the "not a..." ability is successful, especially in dire needs. |
== Usage == |
== Usage == |
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::...to which Kirk replies, "You're a healer, there's a patient. That's an order." |
::...to which Kirk replies, "You're a healer, there's a patient. That's an order." |
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*"I'm a surgeon, not a [[Psychiatry|psychiatrist]]." ({{TOS|The City on the Edge of Forever}}) |
*"I'm a surgeon, not a [[Psychiatry|psychiatrist]]." ({{TOS|The City on the Edge of Forever}}) |
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− | :''In the episode {{e|Court Martial}}, Doctor McCoy is called as an expert witness in space psychology. Psychology and Psychiatry are completely different, however''. |
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*"I'm not a [[Theoretical scientist|scientist]] or a [[Physics|physicist]], Mr. [[Spock]]..." ({{TOS|Metamorphosis}}) |
*"I'm not a [[Theoretical scientist|scientist]] or a [[Physics|physicist]], Mr. [[Spock]]..." ({{TOS|Metamorphosis}}) |
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*"Look, I'm a doctor, not an [[escalator]]." ({{TOS|Friday's Child}}) |
*"Look, I'm a doctor, not an [[escalator]]." ({{TOS|Friday's Child}}) |
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=== Dr. [[Julian Bashir]] === |
=== Dr. [[Julian Bashir]] === |
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− | *"Garak, I'm a doctor, not..." meaning a spy or an investigator, but [[Elim Garak|Garak]] interrupted him. ({{DS9|Past Prologue}}) |
+ | *"Garak, I'm a doctor, not..." meaning a spy or an investigator, but [[Elim Garak|Garak]] interrupted him. ({{DS9|Past Prologue}}) |
+ | *Garak says "I'm no more a spy than you are..." Julian interrupts, saying "A doctor." ({{DS9|Cardassians}}) |
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− | ({{DS9|Cardassians}}) |
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*"I'm a doctor, not a [[Botany|botanist]]." ({{DS9|The Wire}}) |
*"I'm a doctor, not a [[Botany|botanist]]." ({{DS9|The Wire}}) |
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*"I'm a doctor, not an <!-- he actually says 'an' -->[[History|historian]]." ({{DS9|Trials and Tribble-ations}}) |
*"I'm a doctor, not an <!-- he actually says 'an' -->[[History|historian]]." ({{DS9|Trials and Tribble-ations}}) |
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=== Variants === |
=== Variants === |
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===== ''The Original Series'' ===== |
===== ''The Original Series'' ===== |
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− | ;[[James T. Kirk]]: "I'm a soldier, not a diplomat." ({{TOS|Errand of Mercy}}) |
+ | ;[[James T. Kirk]]: "That's a supposition, doctor, not a fact." ({{TOS|The Naked Time}})<br />"I'm a soldier, not a diplomat." ({{TOS|Errand of Mercy}}) |
:"You keep saying that. Are you a doctor, or aren't you?" ({{TOS|Amok Time}}) |
:"You keep saying that. Are you a doctor, or aren't you?" ({{TOS|Amok Time}}) |
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:"These are people, not robots." ({{TOS|The Apple}}) |
:"These are people, not robots." ({{TOS|The Apple}}) |
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===== ''Deep Space Nine'' ===== |
===== ''Deep Space Nine'' ===== |
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+ | ;{{dis|Gaila|Ferengi}}: "I'm a [[weapons dealer]], not a [[soldier]]." ({{DS9|The Magnificent Ferengi}}) |
;[[Unnamed Cardassians#Cardassian Security Officer|Cardassian Security Officer]]: "This is a [[jail]], not a [[hotel]]." ({{DS9|Sacrifice of Angels}}) |
;[[Unnamed Cardassians#Cardassian Security Officer|Cardassian Security Officer]]: "This is a [[jail]], not a [[hotel]]." ({{DS9|Sacrifice of Angels}}) |
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;[[Dukat]]: "That's [[law|justice]], not [[malevolence]]." ({{DS9|Waltz}}) |
;[[Dukat]]: "That's [[law|justice]], not [[malevolence]]." ({{DS9|Waltz}}) |
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;[[Kellin (Crewman)|Crewman Kellin]]: "I'm sorry [[captain]], but I'm an [[engineer]], not a [[magician]]." ({{DS9|The Siege of AR-558}}) |
;[[Kellin (Crewman)|Crewman Kellin]]: "I'm sorry [[captain]], but I'm an [[engineer]], not a [[magician]]." ({{DS9|The Siege of AR-558}}) |
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;[[Gilora Rejal]]: "We're [[scientist]]s, not [[diplomat]]s." ({{DS9|Destiny}}) |
;[[Gilora Rejal]]: "We're [[scientist]]s, not [[diplomat]]s." ({{DS9|Destiny}}) |
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− | ;[[Martok]]: "Why? You're a [[bartender]], not a [[warrior]]." ({{DS9|Shadows and Symbols}}) |
+ | ;[[Martok]]: "Why? You're a [[bartender]], not a [[warrior]]." ({{DS9|Shadows and Symbols}}, to [[Quark]]) |
− | ;[[Miles O'Brien]]: "I'm an engineer, not a [[philosopher]]." ({{DS9|It's Only a Paper Moon}}) |
+ | ;[[Miles O'Brien]]: "I'm an engineer, not a [[philosopher]]." ({{DS9|It's Only a Paper Moon}})<br />(Garak:) "Maybe you're not a soldier anymore." (O'Brien:) "You're right. I'm an engineer." (his jury-rigged explosive detonates) ({{DS9|Empok Nor}}) |
;[[Odo]]: "I'm a [[security chief]], not a [[combat pilot]]." ({{DS9|Vortex}})<br />"This is work, not recreation." ({{DS9|The Ascent}})<br />"I'm a [[changeling]], not a [[solid]]." ({{DS9|In Purgatory's Shadow}})<br />"I'm not a [[God]], I'm a [[security officer]]." ({{DS9|Treachery, Faith and the Great River}}) |
;[[Odo]]: "I'm a [[security chief]], not a [[combat pilot]]." ({{DS9|Vortex}})<br />"This is work, not recreation." ({{DS9|The Ascent}})<br />"I'm a [[changeling]], not a [[solid]]." ({{DS9|In Purgatory's Shadow}})<br />"I'm not a [[God]], I'm a [[security officer]]." ({{DS9|Treachery, Faith and the Great River}}) |
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;[[Benjamin Sisko]]: "This is not a request, it's an order." ({{DS9|In the Pale Moonlight}})<br />"He's not a [[detective]], he's an engineer." ({{DS9|Prodigal Daughter}}, about Miles O'Brien) |
;[[Benjamin Sisko]]: "This is not a request, it's an order." ({{DS9|In the Pale Moonlight}})<br />"He's not a [[detective]], he's an engineer." ({{DS9|Prodigal Daughter}}, about Miles O'Brien) |
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;[[Julius Eaton]]: "Calm down dear boy. We're [[writer]]s, not [[Viking]]s." ({{DS9|Far Beyond the Stars}}) |
;[[Julius Eaton]]: "Calm down dear boy. We're [[writer]]s, not [[Viking]]s." ({{DS9|Far Beyond the Stars}}) |
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;[[Worf]] : "I am a warrior, not a [[murder]]er." ({{DS9|Broken Link}}) |
;[[Worf]] : "I am a warrior, not a [[murder]]er." ({{DS9|Broken Link}}) |
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+ | ;Quark: "You're asking me? You're the [[Bajoran Resistance|terrorist]], I'm just a bartender." ({{DS9|Favor the Bold}}, to Major Kira) |
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+ | {{bginfo|The phrase "I'm a security chief, not a combat pilot" was a deliberate homage to TOS. [[Robert Hewitt Wolfe]] thought the line was "fun to do" and "was appropriate" given its context in {{DS9|Vortex}}. (''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion]]'', p. 42)}} |
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===== ''Voyager'' ===== |
===== ''Voyager'' ===== |
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:''(said of [[The Doctor]]):'' "It wasn't programmed to be a tenor, it was programmed to be a physician." ({{VOY|The Swarm}}) |
:''(said of [[The Doctor]]):'' "It wasn't programmed to be a tenor, it was programmed to be a physician." ({{VOY|The Swarm}}) |
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;[[Tom Paris]] : "I'm a pilot, [[Harry Kim|Harry]], not a doctor!" ({{VOY|Message in a Bottle}}) |
;[[Tom Paris]] : "I'm a pilot, [[Harry Kim|Harry]], not a doctor!" ({{VOY|Message in a Bottle}}) |
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− | ;[[B'Elanna Torres]] : "I'm an engineer, not a costume designer." ({{VOY|Virtuoso}}) |
+ | ;[[B'Elanna Torres]] : "I'm an engineer, not a [[costume designer]]." ({{VOY|Virtuoso}}) |
;[[Harry Kim]] : "They're scientists, not soldiers." ({{VOY|Nightingale}}) |
;[[Harry Kim]] : "They're scientists, not soldiers." ({{VOY|Nightingale}}) |
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;[[Neelix]] : (Quoting Captain Janeway, refering to her as "the warden") "This is punishment, not shoreleave." ({{VOY|Thirty Days}}) |
;[[Neelix]] : (Quoting Captain Janeway, refering to her as "the warden") "This is punishment, not shoreleave." ({{VOY|Thirty Days}}) |
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===== ''Enterprise'' ===== |
===== ''Enterprise'' ===== |
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+ | ;[[Jonathan Archer]] : "We're visitors, not spies." ({{ENT|The Communicator}}) |
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+ | ;[[T'Pol]] : "This isn't [[shore leave]], this is a research mission." ({{ENT|Strange New World}}) |
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+ | ;[[Phlox]] : "I need to think like an engineer, not a physician." ({{ENT|Regeneration}}) |
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+ | ;[[John Frederick Paxton]] : "I need a [[scalpel]], not a bludgeon." ({{ENT|Terra Prime}}) |
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;[[T'Pau]] : "He doesn't need a [[physician]], he needs a [[priest]]." ({{ENT|Kir'Shara}}) |
;[[T'Pau]] : "He doesn't need a [[physician]], he needs a [[priest]]." ({{ENT|Kir'Shara}}) |
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;[[DeForest Kelley]]: "I'm an actor, not a doctor." |
;[[DeForest Kelley]]: "I'm an actor, not a doctor." |
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;[[Quark]]: "You're a doctor, not a gambler". (''[[The Big Game]]'') |
;[[Quark]]: "You're a doctor, not a gambler". (''[[The Big Game]]'') |
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− | ;[[Kira Nerys|Kira]] : "I thought you were a doctor, not a hacker." (''[[Proud Helios]]'' 260) |
+ | ;[[Kira Nerys|Kira]] : "I thought you were a doctor, not a hacker." (''[[Proud Helios]]'', pg. 260) |
− | ;Miles O'Brien : "Dr. Bashir, you're a doctor, not a first-contact specialist." (''[[Valhalla]]'' 19) |
+ | ;Miles O'Brien : "Dr. Bashir, you're a doctor, not a first-contact specialist." (''[[Valhalla]]'', pg. 19) |
− | ;McCoy : "You're a doctor, not a [[Horta]]." (''[[The Return]]'' 268) talking to Bashir. |
+ | ;McCoy : "You're a doctor, not a [[Horta]]." (''[[The Return]]'', pg. 268) talking to Bashir. |
− | ;[[EMH]] : "I'm a doctor, not a computer." (''[[Avenger]]'' 350) |
+ | ;[[EMH]] : "I'm a doctor, not a computer." (''[[Avenger]]'', pg. 350) |
− | ;EMH as McCoy : "I'm a doctor, not an interior designer." (''Avenger'' 351) |
+ | ;EMH as McCoy : "I'm a doctor, not an interior designer." (''[[Avenger]]'', pg. 351) |
;McCoy : "I'm a Doctor, not a target." (''[[Star Trek: Judgment Rites]]'') |
;McCoy : "I'm a Doctor, not a target." (''[[Star Trek: Judgment Rites]]'') |
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− | ;McCoy : "I'm a doctor, not a sideshow." (''Avenger'' 354) |
+ | ;McCoy : "I'm a doctor, not a sideshow." (''[[Avenger]]'', pg. 354) |
;McCoy : "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!" (''[[Star Trek Online]]'') Series 2 - Episode 4 : Everything Old Is New Again |
;McCoy : "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!" (''[[Star Trek Online]]'') Series 2 - Episode 4 : Everything Old Is New Again |
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− | + | : EMH "i'm a doctor, not a doorstop" |
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− | ;EMH : "I'm a doctor, not |
+ | ;EMH : "I'm a doctor, not an [[archaeology|archaeologist]]." (''[[War Stories, Book 1]]'', pg. 17) |
+ | ;EMH : "I'm a doctor, not a concierge." (''[[A Time to Sow]]'', pg. 135) |
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;EMH : "I'm a doctor, NOT a Space Marine!" (''[[Star Trek: Voyager: Elite Force]]'') |
;EMH : "I'm a doctor, NOT a Space Marine!" (''[[Star Trek: Voyager: Elite Force]]'') |
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;EMH : "I am an Emergency Medical Hologram, not a miracle worker!" (''[[Star Trek Online]]'') During Khitomer Crisis Mission after character creation |
;EMH : "I am an Emergency Medical Hologram, not a miracle worker!" (''[[Star Trek Online]]'') During Khitomer Crisis Mission after character creation |
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− | ;EMH Mark II : "I'm a doctor, not a quantum mechanic!" (''[[Spectre]]'' 212) |
+ | ;EMH Mark II : "I'm a doctor, not a quantum mechanic!" (''[[Spectre]]'', pg. 212) |
;Brex : "Damn it Jim, I'm an engineer, not a conversationalist!" (''[[Star Trek: Bridge Commander]]'') |
;Brex : "Damn it Jim, I'm an engineer, not a conversationalist!" (''[[Star Trek: Bridge Commander]]'') |
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− | ;[[Jean-Luc Picard]]: "I'm an explorer, Donald, not a warrior." (''[[The Buried Age]]'' 97) |
+ | ;[[Jean-Luc Picard]]: "I'm an explorer, Donald, not a warrior." (''[[The Buried Age]]'', pg. 97) |
;[[Q]]: "Well, what did you expect? He's a doctor, not a security officer." (''[[Star Trek: Borg]]'') referring to Dr. [[Thaddeus Quint]] |
;[[Q]]: "Well, what did you expect? He's a doctor, not a security officer." (''[[Star Trek: Borg]]'') referring to Dr. [[Thaddeus Quint]] |
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== Prior Art == |
== Prior Art == |
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− | While the character of Dr. McCoy arguably made the phrase "I'm a doctor ..." part of the common lexicon, he was not the first fictional doctor, or even the first character on the big screen, to |
+ | While the character of Dr. McCoy arguably made the phrase "I'm a doctor ..." part of the common lexicon, he was not the first fictional doctor, or even the first character on the big screen, to use the phrase. In the 1933 American film [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024210/ ''The Kennel Murder Case,''] Dr. Doremus, the coroner at the scene of the titular crime, states "I'm a doctor, not a magician," and "I'm a doctor, not a detective," within five minutes of his first appearance. The latter line was also uttered by Dr. Fortescue, played by {{w|George Zucco}}, in the 1949 version of ''{{w|The Secret Garden (1949 film)|The Secret Garden}}''. It is unclear whether these particular dialog artifacts were progenitors of McCoy's famous phrase. |
"I'm a [whatever] not a [whatever]" is also a Yiddish idiom, most commonly "I'm a [whatever,] not a rabbi." |
"I'm a [whatever] not a [whatever]" is also a Yiddish idiom, most commonly "I'm a [whatever,] not a rabbi." |
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== External links == |
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGMLCxKPMSE I'm a doctor, not a...] YouTube video |
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGMLCxKPMSE I'm a doctor, not a...] YouTube video |
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+ | *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder] TV Tropes page showing the phrase's influence outside ''[[Star Trek]]'' |
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Revision as of 17:42, 24 September 2015
Template:Realworld I'm a doctor, not a... is a famous catch phrase and snowclone used in Star Trek. Originally used by Dr. Leonard McCoy in Star Trek: The Original Series, the phrase lived on in various other incarnations of Star Trek and was used by both Julian Bashir and The Doctor, among others. Dr. McCoy's original delivery of the phrase varied with emotional intensity, from extreme frustration to light-hearted sarcasm. Subsequent uses in later series also mirrored this performance. This iconic phrase has also appeared in other media as both a parody and homage to the show. Very often, it was just the way of Dr. McCoy and subsequent characters to prevent criticism in case of failure, but also often, the "not a..." ability is successful, especially in dire needs.
Usage
Dr. Leonard McCoy
- "What am I, a doctor or a moon-shuttle conductor?" (TOS: "The Corbomite Maneuver")
- "My dear girl, I'm a doctor. When I peek, it is in the line of duty." (TOS: "Shore Leave")
- "I don't know, Jim. This is a big ship. I'm just a country doctor." (TOS: "The Alternative Factor")
- "Me, I'm a doctor. If I were an officer of the line..." (TOS: "A Taste of Armageddon")
- "What do you mean what sort of work? I'm a doctor." (TOS: "This Side of Paradise")
- "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer." (TOS: "The Devil in the Dark")
- ...to which Kirk replies, "You're a healer, there's a patient. That's an order."
- "I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist." (TOS: "The City on the Edge of Forever")
- "I'm not a scientist or a physicist, Mr. Spock..." (TOS: "Metamorphosis")
- "Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator." (TOS: "Friday's Child")
- "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic." (TOS: "The Doomsday Machine")
- "I'm a doctor, not an engineer." (TOS: "Mirror, Mirror")
- ...to which Montgomery Scott immediately replied, "Now, you're an engineer."
- "I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor." (TOS: "The Deadly Years")
- "I will not peddle flesh! I'm a physician." (TOS: "Return to Tomorrow")
- "I'm a doctor, not a coal miner." (TOS: "The Empath")
- "I'm not a mechanic, Spock..." (TOS: "The Empath")
- "I'm a doctor, Spock ... a doctor! Get us beamed aboard!" (TAS: "Albatross")
- During one episode of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, DeForest Kelley spoke the line "I'm not a doctor, I'm a convicted murderer."
Dr. Leonard McCoy (alternate reality)
- "I don't need a doctor, damn it, I am a doctor!" (Star Trek)
- "I'm a doctor, Jim, I'm busy!" (Star Trek)
- "Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!" (Star Trek)
- "Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!" (Star Trek Into Darkness)
Dr. Julian Bashir
- "Garak, I'm a doctor, not..." meaning a spy or an investigator, but Garak interrupted him. (DS9: "Past Prologue")
- Garak says "I'm no more a spy than you are..." Julian interrupts, saying "A doctor." (DS9: "Cardassians")
- "I'm a doctor, not a botanist." (DS9: "The Wire")
- "I'm a doctor, not an historian." (DS9: "Trials and Tribble-ations")
- Variation as Julius Eaton: "We're writers, not vikings." (DS9: "Far Beyond the Stars")
The Doctor
- "I'm a doctor, Mr. Neelix, not a decorator." (VOY: "Phage")
- "I'm a doctor, not a bartender." (VOY: "Twisted")
- "I'm a doctor, not a voyeur." (VOY: "Parturition")
- "I shouldn't have to remind you: I'm a doctor..."
- "I'm a doctor, not a performer." (VOY: "Investigations")
- "I'm a doctor, not a counterinsurgent." (VOY: "Basics, Part II")
- "I'm a doctor, not a database."
- ...to which Henry Starling responds: "I'd say you're a little bit of both." (VOY: "Future's End, Part II")
- "I am a doctor, not a peeping Tom, there's nothing I haven't seen before." (When catching Lt. Torres in the sonic shower.) (VOY: "Drone")
- "I'm a doctor, not a battery." (VOY: "Gravity")
- "I'm a doctor, not a dragon-slayer." (VOY: "Bliss")
- "I'm a doctor, not a zoo-keeper." (VOY: "Life Line")
- "I'm a doctor, not an engineer." (VOY: "Flesh and Blood")
Dr. Phlox
- "I'm a physician, not an engineer." (ENT: "Doctor's Orders")
Starfleet EMHs
- USS Enterprise-E EMH Mark I: "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop." (Star Trek: First Contact)
- USS Prometheus EMH Mark II: "I am a doctor, not a commando." (VOY: "Message in a Bottle")
Variants
The Original Series
- James T. Kirk
- "That's a supposition, doctor, not a fact." (TOS: "The Naked Time")
"I'm a soldier, not a diplomat." (TOS: "Errand of Mercy") - "You keep saying that. Are you a doctor, or aren't you?" (TOS: "Amok Time")
- "These are people, not robots." (TOS: "The Apple")
- Karl Jaeger
- "I'm a scientist, not a military man." (TOS: "The Squire of Gothos")
The Next Generation
- William T. Riker
- "This is geology, not malevolence." (TNG: "Pen Pals")
- K'Vada
- "This is a military vessel, not a pleasure craft." (regarding his Bird of Prey in TNG: "Unification I")
- V'Sal
- "I'm just a barber, not a miracle worker!" (TNG: "Data's Day")
Deep Space Nine
- Gaila
- "I'm a weapons dealer, not a soldier." (DS9: "The Magnificent Ferengi")
- Cardassian Security Officer
- "This is a jail, not a hotel." (DS9: "Sacrifice of Angels")
- Dukat
- "That's justice, not malevolence." (DS9: "Waltz")
- Crewman Kellin
- "I'm sorry captain, but I'm an engineer, not a magician." (DS9: "The Siege of AR-558")
- Gilora Rejal
- "We're scientists, not diplomats." (DS9: "Destiny")
- Martok
- "Why? You're a bartender, not a warrior." (DS9: "Shadows and Symbols", to Quark)
- Miles O'Brien
- "I'm an engineer, not a philosopher." (DS9: "It's Only a Paper Moon")
(Garak:) "Maybe you're not a soldier anymore." (O'Brien:) "You're right. I'm an engineer." (his jury-rigged explosive detonates) (DS9: "Empok Nor") - Odo
- "I'm a security chief, not a combat pilot." (DS9: "Vortex")
"This is work, not recreation." (DS9: "The Ascent")
"I'm a changeling, not a solid." (DS9: "In Purgatory's Shadow")
"I'm not a God, I'm a security officer." (DS9: "Treachery, Faith and the Great River") - Benjamin Sisko
- "This is not a request, it's an order." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
"He's not a detective, he's an engineer." (DS9: "Prodigal Daughter", about Miles O'Brien) - Douglas Pabst
- "I'm a magazine editor, not a crusader." (DS9: "Far Beyond the Stars")
- Julius Eaton
- "Calm down dear boy. We're writers, not Vikings." (DS9: "Far Beyond the Stars")
- Worf
- "I am a warrior, not a murderer." (DS9: "Broken Link")
- Quark
- "You're asking me? You're the terrorist, I'm just a bartender." (DS9: "Favor the Bold", to Major Kira)
Voyager
- The Doctor
- "This is a sickbay, not a conference room." (VOY: "Caretaker")
- "They're Klingons, not kittens." (VOY: "The Killing Game, Part II")
- "This is sickbay, not an arsenal." (VOY: "Bliss")
- "She's a counselor, lieutenant, not an engineer." referring to Deanna Troi (VOY: "Life Line")
- "This is a sickbay, not a dormitory." (VOY: "Demon")
- "This is a Federation starship, not the Barge of the Dead!" (VOY: "Repentance")
- "It's not justice, it's revenge." (VOY: "Repentance")
- Diagnostic Hologram
- "I'm a diagnostic tool, not an engineer." (VOY: "The Swarm")
- (said of The Doctor): "It wasn't programmed to be a tenor, it was programmed to be a physician." (VOY: "The Swarm")
- Tom Paris
- "I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor!" (VOY: "Message in a Bottle")
- B'Elanna Torres
- "I'm an engineer, not a costume designer." (VOY: "Virtuoso")
- Harry Kim
- "They're scientists, not soldiers." (VOY: "Nightingale")
- Neelix
- (Quoting Captain Janeway, refering to her as "the warden") "This is punishment, not shoreleave." (VOY: "Thirty Days")
- Chellick
- "We're healers, not killers." (VOY: "Critical Care")
- Kathryn Janeway
- "This is a starship, not a nature preserve." (VOY: "Someone to Watch Over Me")
- Nechani Magistrate
- "I'm an official of the government, not a spiritual leader." (VOY: "Sacred Ground")
Enterprise
- Jonathan Archer
- "We're visitors, not spies." (ENT: "The Communicator")
- T'Pol
- "This isn't shore leave, this is a research mission." (ENT: "Strange New World")
- Phlox
- "I need to think like an engineer, not a physician." (ENT: "Regeneration")
- John Frederick Paxton
- "I need a scalpel, not a bludgeon." (ENT: "Terra Prime")
- T'Pau
- "He doesn't need a physician, he needs a priest." (ENT: "Kir'Shara")
Apocrypha
- DeForest Kelley
- "I'm an actor, not a doctor."
- Quark
- "You're a doctor, not a gambler". (The Big Game)
- Kira
- "I thought you were a doctor, not a hacker." (Proud Helios, pg. 260)
- Miles O'Brien
- "Dr. Bashir, you're a doctor, not a first-contact specialist." (Valhalla, pg. 19)
- McCoy
- "You're a doctor, not a Horta." (The Return, pg. 268) talking to Bashir.
- EMH
- "I'm a doctor, not a computer." (Avenger, pg. 350)
- EMH as McCoy
- "I'm a doctor, not an interior designer." (Avenger, pg. 351)
- McCoy
- "I'm a Doctor, not a target." (Star Trek: Judgment Rites)
- McCoy
- "I'm a doctor, not a sideshow." (Avenger, pg. 354)
- McCoy
- "I'm a doctor, not an engineer!" (Star Trek Online) Series 2 - Episode 4 : Everything Old Is New Again
- EMH "i'm a doctor, not a doorstop"
- EMH
- "I'm a doctor, not an archaeologist." (War Stories, Book 1, pg. 17)
- EMH
- "I'm a doctor, not a concierge." (A Time to Sow, pg. 135)
- EMH
- "I'm a doctor, NOT a Space Marine!" (Star Trek: Voyager: Elite Force)
- EMH
- "I am an Emergency Medical Hologram, not a miracle worker!" (Star Trek Online) During Khitomer Crisis Mission after character creation
- EMH Mark II
- "I'm a doctor, not a quantum mechanic!" (Spectre, pg. 212)
- Brex
- "Damn it Jim, I'm an engineer, not a conversationalist!" (Star Trek: Bridge Commander)
- Jean-Luc Picard
- "I'm an explorer, Donald, not a warrior." (The Buried Age, pg. 97)
- Q
- "Well, what did you expect? He's a doctor, not a security officer." (Star Trek: Borg) referring to Dr. Thaddeus Quint
Prior Art
While the character of Dr. McCoy arguably made the phrase "I'm a doctor ..." part of the common lexicon, he was not the first fictional doctor, or even the first character on the big screen, to use the phrase. In the 1933 American film The Kennel Murder Case, Dr. Doremus, the coroner at the scene of the titular crime, states "I'm a doctor, not a magician," and "I'm a doctor, not a detective," within five minutes of his first appearance. The latter line was also uttered by Dr. Fortescue, played by George Zucco, in the 1949 version of The Secret Garden. It is unclear whether these particular dialog artifacts were progenitors of McCoy's famous phrase.
"I'm a [whatever] not a [whatever]" is also a Yiddish idiom, most commonly "I'm a [whatever,] not a rabbi."
Related topics
- 47 references
- Star Trek parodies
- He's dead, Jim
External links
- I'm a doctor, not a... YouTube video
- I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder TV Tropes page showing the phrase's influence outside Star Trek